So, Janna, do you work?
Um yeah . . . my ass off. Ahem, excuse me, yes. Yes, I do.
And what do you do?
On a good day, about two and a half loads of laundry -- folded and put away, three sinks full of dishes, eight messes picked up, two spills absorbed, four bodies clothed and groomed and five diapers changed.
On a more average day, not so much housework because I have to squeeze in a trip to the grocery store, and sometimes I try to spend time talking with people over the age of twelve.
On bad days, I work on creating a pithy (read bitter) and thorough (read more than two word) response to such idiotic (do you see me sitting here with three kids?), ignorant (ignorant), categorizing (working and non -- 'cause there's only two) questions!